Eating Insects In Your Sleep - The Truth
Scientists have confirmed after extensive research that the average human swallows at least 12 insects a year while they sleep.
The research carried out by The University Of Oxbridge near London in England Town claims most people are unaware that they have swallowed anything in their sleep and that the most common insect swallowed is indeed a spider.
“The results are quite frightening” said Scientist Bill Brainy “But it is harmless really - no one will die from swallowing an insect in their sleep. However those who sleep with open windows may want to consider closing them at night.”
This is a joke, of course, and comes from TheSpoof.com. The truth is, we don’t eat bugs in our sleep. Why would any bug in their right tiny minds crawl into a damp, warm, breathing cave protected with large white fangs? Give the buggers some credit!
